In second place was a legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu'.
Other jokes to make the top 20 include a string of brilliant one-liners - and digs at wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.
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A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been hailed in a survey as the funniest gag ever.
Researchers scoured the web and examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 on which 36,000 people voted.
there's been a liter bottle of apple juice coloured liquid next to the coffee machine since my return from vacation labelled "urine specimen from (name of person), which no-one has dared to remove. there's been a liter bottle of apple juice coloured liquid next to the coffee machine since my return from vacation labelled "urine specimen from (name of person), which no-one has dared to remove.
Members of the local clergy were heading out on a bus trip. There's been a new rule put into place to test clergy: you have to demonstrate your understanding of the Word".
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"That's easy, replied Sister Mary " the answer would be GRIT". Worriedly, he said to Saint Peter: That's a hard one." And thus did Pope Francis earn his eternal reward.
After a brief pause, there was the timid voice of Father Joseph from behind them: Excuse me..does either of you have an eraser I could borrow?